(via marcedith, aqualung209)
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Psychology exam tomorrow, so far my revision has consisted of watching two episodes of the Walking Dead. While home alone. This can be considered a bad decision on a fair few levels.
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I love my feet. Really really loads. It annoys me that I have never seen a pair of shoes as good as just my feet by themselves, so I generally just don’t wear shoes.
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We decided on Zombie Apocalypse teams today and I’m quite proud that I’m considered a valuable member. because….
- I own a penknife
- There are two air riffles and a machete in my house
- I know how to put up a tent
- I own a tent
- I know how to make a campfire
- I can horse ride (i’m not entirely sure why this is considered usefull in zombie apocalypse settings but hey)
- I know how to fight
These are things my generation must consider on a daily basis.
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Teacher: Why did you not study?
Me: A year has 365 days for you to study. After taking away 52 Sundays, there are only 313 days left. There are 50 days in the summer that is way too hot to work so there are only 263 days left. We sleep 8 hours a day, in a year, that counts up to 122 days so now we're left with 141 days. If we fooled around for only 1 hour a day, 15 days are gone, so we are left with 126 days. We spend 2 hours eating each day, 30 days are used in this way in the year, and we are left with 96 days in our year. We spend 1 hour a day speaking to friends and family, that takes away 15 days more and we are left with 81 days. Exams and tests take up at least 35 days in your year, hence you are only left with 46 days. Taking off approximately 40 days of holidays, you are only left with 6 days. Say you are sick for a minimum of 3 days, you're left with 3 days in the year to study! Let's say you only go out for 2 days... You're left with 1 day! But that 1 day is your birthday!
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I imagined the world were everyone has someone following them around narrating their lives. Some people would have descriptions like in novels, some would have a sports style voice over, and some would just have a theme tune. The problem is now I can’t unimagine it and I’ve been incabable of human interaction for the last 4 hours. It make me cry with laughter just seeing strangers walk down the street.
